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Anonymous: word on the street is you cheated on tyson

lol for real ? well you on the wrong street

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*