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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

sixpenceee:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

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im not kidding

reasons I need a dog

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

*eats you out as a friend*

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

princeofpumpkins:

miketooch:

hiyamiles:

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it 

If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?

That was smooth as fuck omg